Yesterday was my Birthday!

I had a blast, yeah! BAGAWK!
But then I wish I had friends that wished me happy birthday, buk buk buk....
But at least I have a famileh! BAKAW!
I can't believe yesterday though, CAW! Me and my sister was walking home from the beauty supply store, buk buk, and then a man was in his car driving, he began clucking at her!!! (Flirting with her) and said, "Hey shorty, wuss yo name?" My sister acted like he didn't hear her, in Detroit, there are plenty thirsty chickens and roasters! Don't matter what gender, you'll get hollered at! SQUAWK!
We went into a cricket store and he literally took his precious time to park his car there, buk buk buk. He didn't ask to get a phone, he just went in to ask for her number. I was literally scared though, because I never experienced anything like this, (even though it didn't happen to me, CAW!). He went in and asked. "Hey shorty, wuss yo name? I was tryna talk to you."
She replied, "Uh, I have no name.." and she turned to look at something else, BAKAW!
"Well you must have a name, like, *chuckles* nobody's born without a name," He said.
She politely smiled and kept looking to the side and looked at him a few times, CAW! I'm sitting over here trying to get off of my petty-girl paranoia by talking to the man about the galaxy S5, Buk buk BAGAWK!  Then he goes and says to my sister...
"Is that your girlfriend?"
!!!!?!!!?????? BAGAWWWWWWWWK???????!!!!!!!
I can't believe it! That's insulting to me, because we look just alike in a way and he couldn't even think about "Is that your friend?" Am I that hideous? Probably thinking, "Naw she can't be hanging with someone like that..? That must be her girlfriend."
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyah!????? Why must I be insulted with this ridiculous accusation!!?? I felt so...BAGAWK!
Squawwk...
She says that that happens to her on a daily basis, poor sister I wish she'd just have a car and learn to drive...! BAKAW!
Either way, I had fun because before my birthday my dad tried to hide that I was going to be eating out, he then forgot to not tell and then whisper to my other sister that we were going somewhere, CAW! We went to eat out on an all you can eat buffet! It was fun and CiCi's pizza has delicious pizzas! My aunt has a car so we were riding everywhere until my butt hurt! It was fun! Better than my other birthdays! Joy!